Emperor's New Groove

Hero: Patcha
Mentor: His wife, His mind
Threshold Guardian: Kronk
Herald: Kusco
Shapeshifter: Towns People
Shadow: Ezma
Trickster: Kronk, Kusco
Ordinary World: Patcha lives in his small house as a peasant. Kusco is the Emperor. He's selfish and doesn't care about anybody else.
Call To Adventure: Kusco gets turned into a llama! kronk is supposed to get rid of him and accidentally drops him onto Patcha's carrier.
Refusal Of The Call: Patcha doesn't want to help Kusco get back to the palace, because then Kusco would have his house torn apart.
Meeting with the Mentor: His mind is telling him that he's a good guy and no matter what he should help someone who's in need of help. He hopes by doing this that Kusco will change his mind on where he wants to build his birthday party water park.
Crossing the Threshold: They shake hands on the deal they make and go into the Wilderness!
Tests, Allies, Enemies: The bridge breaking. The huge fight they get in.
Approach: They get back to the palace and they go into Ezma's secret lab.
Ordeal: Ezma beats them there and she steals the vile that will make Kusco human again.
Reward: Friendship/ team work. They get the vile away from Ezma.
The Road Back: They are relieved and Kusco is about to drink the Vile and become human!
Ressurection: Ezma didn't die, she gets turned into a kitten! She snatches the vile out of Kusco's hand and tries to open if for herself.
Return With Ellxir: Kronk actually helps on accident and Exma gets smashed. Kusco takes the Vile and drinks it. He becomes human. Through their whole journey they become good friends and he decides to build his party spot next to Patcha's and they hang out!

My Boring Life

Meet Madalyn Means. She's 17 years old. Wakes up every morning to the same boring alarm, showers, puts on her ordinary clothes and off to school she goes. She didn't really have anything too exciting going on in her life. Although she was a dancer. It was her life. She breathed it!! This was until her life changed. One lift and not holding herself correctly made it so she couldn't move from her waist down.. She would never walk, never dance again.

Is there going to be a way that she can dance again?
Who's fault was it?
If it was her partner's, Did he do it on purpose?

Keep your head high

This is for the girls who struggle with feeling beautiful

Girls with eating disorders.

Boys with eating disorders.

Those who are addicted to Heroin just because they wanted to bond with a sibling.

This is for the women who close their eyes while finding another woman's underwear in their husbands briefcase... This is for the husbands and dad's who have lost their job and feel useless.

This is for all my rehab girls who have to live every day one at a time with their addictions.

This is for the single mom's who are raising ll their kids on their own!

This is for the girls who feel like they have to sell themselves for jerk's satisfaction.

This is for the teachers who try so hard and feel that they are getting no where.

This is for you.

Gandhi

School for me is like a fish being out of water.

It's uncomfortable.

I'm surrounded by all of the same people who care more about

their jean brand, than their education...

When will we own ourselves completely?

When will clothes, sports, and color not define us?

What does that make us then?

I keep forgetting to accept everybody.. No matter how they live their lives.

In my head, i imagine a world where nobody's out to hurt anybody else.

We're not all equal...that isn't life..

But where everyone can be themselves.

We all live up to our potential.

I really don't know if any of this makes sense.

Maybe what i want..what i see is fiction.

i hope not.

Blurbs

Vanilla Twilight

Owl City

Jason Sornsen is sitting at his piano. It's been a long day of working and he is ready to just relax. The girl he's been in love with since he was a little boy..best friends since they were three. She was diagnosed with cancer when she was 18. He didn't know what to do. As much as they wish that she got better, she became worse. RIP Lily Carolsen. Only 19 years old. He sings of how he dreams of her still and wants her back. He wishes she was there with him.

Teardrops on my Guitar

Taylor Swift

Taylor is in love with Drew. They're best friends, grew up together! She's always had a thing for him. He doesn't get it. He doesn't see it. He finds a girl that he really starts to like and she doesn't know how to cope with it. It hurts her so bad to see him go off with another girl when she feels this way about him. She tries to hide it because she is happy that he has found someone that can make him smile the way his girlfriend does. She sings and writes songs on her guitar as a way of venting. It's hard that she has to fake her happiness.

Love Today

Mika

a guy Named rob is living in a community where it seems like nobody is really happy. He doesn't understand. He walks down the streets not seeing anybody smile. He breaks out in song! Starts to sing to the people in the streets. He tries to show people that life is good! Love is good! After a while of him breaking out in song and dancing around all these people who at first thought he was crazy, start to believe what he says and joins him. Life can be fun. You don't need a vacation or a new car for things to be great. It's all up to you!!!!!!

Don't Matter

Akon

Akon is soooo in love with this really heavy Latino girl. It seems like a lot of high school people let people around them decide who they can and cannot date. He liked her all through high school, but his friends wouldn't except it. After graduating, he decides he can't hide it anymore. His friends can't decide for him anymore. He tells her he loves her over a microphone at a big dance. They're in love (:

Avril Lavigne

What the Hell

Avril has been so loyal to her quarterback boyfriend Jack. He thought she was hot. Mainly going out with her for the look. She had to turn other guys down, that in reality treated her better then Jack. Jack didn't really pay attention to her. She was a trophy girlfriend. She finally breaks free and dumps him! She goes crazy with dating! She doesn't care anymore. She is finally living for herself and not the reputation her EX-boyfriend Jack was trying to keep!

Song Stories

Title: Only exception

Characters: Dad, Mom, a girl, her boy

Setting: I picture her telling him all of this at his house. He lives alone in a small little house. It's raining outside and it's night time. They are sitting at the kitchen table and the only light on is the one bulb right above the table. It's a small round table and she's holding his hand with both of hers.

Plot: She starts out by telling the guy she's talking about about how she saw her mom and dad distance themselves away from each other. Her dad obviously did something to ruin their relationship and cries about what he's lost. Her mom builds a wall and doesn't allow anyone to come into her life and hurt her again. This made the girl think that love isn't real. She ends up telling him that he is the only exception.

Conflict: The conflict is that love doesn't exist. She told herself that through out her life she would be happy and content with loneliness. She finds someone and thinks she is in love. It's confusing to her, because she had never believed in love before.

Theme: The theme is love. Not sappy love, but kind of how love really is now a days..hard and a lot of the time it doesn't work out because of selfishness. It says that it can still happen though. Just because you saw a couple that didn't work out....doesn't mean you won't.





Title: Not Afraid

Character: Eminem and everybody against him and those who look up to him

Setting: I picture him just on a neighborhood street. A neighborhood that has a lot of gangs. He's walking with his head up. Nobody's going to take him down.

Plot: It's about eminem finding himself. He comes to his senses. He's ready to take a stand and start a new life. It's not a matter of changing and being all "good and nice" it's about not sitting in your s*** and doing something with your life. He is basically talking about how he has changed his life, but it's not easy and things are still fuzzy. Life won't just be clear.. it'll always have it's challenges.

Conflict: Living the right way is hard. Especially when you have a drug addiction and you have a reputation to be a certain way. Although he went to rehab and got clean, when you come out and start living real life again, not everybody is going to believe in you. Sometimes real life is harder than staying locked up and getting clean. ( I can relate)

Theme: Getting your life back on track. You're not alone. It's about being real but being the way you know you can be instead of going on with insanity.

Jealousy

Jealousy.. In my opinion.. One of the top Three worst feelings ever.
I'm jealous of the poem The Act by: Carlos Williams
It is so simple, yet it says sooo much.
I feel like I can express my emotions, but it takes 1324324324324 pages
I wish I could tell a story..or explain how I feel in 10 words.
It's simple but deep.
Enough said

Complaints.

I'm tired of being alone. I try to convince myself that I'm content with loneliness, but I'm not.
I'm freaking tired of my reputation. I'm tired of being known as his girl. I'm tired of his big mouth that lies and gives everybody the wrong idea about who i am.
I'm tired of watching my friends screw up their lives with drugs and alcohol.
I'm SO SICK of watching my best friend slip through my fingers for a guy who would hump it and dump it....
I'm tired of being judged. Only a few people really know what's happened in my life.
I'm tired of snooty fake girls who have nothing better to do then make up drama and dwell in it.
I'm tired of having religion shoved down my throat.
I'm tired of people putting themselves over other people
I'm sick of not being united with my family.
Why does everybody have to suffer?

Love is...

Love is when all of your friends are smoking dope..they hand you one, but you don't take it because she means more to you than a high..
Love is singing phantom of the opera at the top of your lungs just to make her laugh.
Love is playing the song you wrote for her on your guitar, even though you are tone deaf(:
Love is being able to goof off with her one minute and kiss her the next.
Love is giving up that job for your little girl who just made the high school team.
it's when there isn't a waking moment that you're not thinking about him.
It's knowing what every face expression means. Love is being scared of falling on your face, but taking the chance anyways, because he's worth it.
Love is forever.

Horrible Pick up lines

WARNING: these lines have actually been used on me
hey..come here often?
Soo.. say you're a pirate.. how many parrots could you fit on your shoulder... 1..2..3..
Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my head all day.
Hey.. i bet my hands bigger than yours... lets compare.
Look.. You're attractive.. I'm attractive.. Let's make this into something
You've got a boyfriend? No? well.... we should hang out (;
So.. i saw you checking me out from over there.. I'm guessing you want my number?
Let's put this movie on.. and not watch it (;
A lot of girls are really obsessed with me.. but I'm only interested in you..
You're name would go really well with my last name!


Boys.. don't ever use these lines.. EVER.
(:

boulevard of broken deams

i walk alone i walk alone..
it isn't raining..but it's gray and smells of it.
All the buildings around me are old and falling apart.
i walk alone i walk alone...
every building is gray or black.
The only things that are full of vibrant colors are the
signs that hang from those buildings.
I'm walking..do i know where? No. I'm not in a hurry. i take my time.
There is no smile coming from this face of mine.
I walk alone i walk alone..
I look up towards the sky
the dark gray clouds are forming a twist with a purple tint to it.
Lightening strikes every once in a while.
I stare back ahead.
I have a blank look that seeps from my face.
I'm not mad.
I'm not hurt.
I don't have emotions anymore.
I've trained myself not to feel. Not to care. Not to let things bother me.
I walk alone I walk alone...

I'm thinking about you..

I'm thinking about you.

I'm thinking about you like bells think about ringing.

Like monkey shit thinks about flinging.

like Michael jackson thinks about...little boys.

I'm thinking about you like gloves think about hands, like hands think about holding. like laundry thinks about folding. I'm thinking about you like legs think about tights. like wind thinks about kites. like rugs think about feet. like drugs think about death...

I'm thinking about you like paint thinks about walls, like little girls think about dolls. like music thinks about lyrics. i'm thinking about you like lemons think about limes. like poets think about rhymes

baby...i'm thinking about you.

DIRECT ORDERS

We've got to rock out!
Rock out like it's the 80's
Rock out like there is No tomorrow
Rock out like Elvis came back
Rock out to Richard Simmons workout videos
Rock out like you're not afraid
Rock out like a cowboy at a disco
Rock out like we're all 5 years old and don't care what people think
Rock out like you finally found that someone
Rock out like everybody in your family is finally united
Rock out with all the awkward kids. It's the most fun (:
Rock out because you know who you are!
Rock out because you're secure
Rock out just because!!

Welcome

I'm seventeen.
...but I see differently then most people.
Things that high school kids think are fun and harmless.. I see the reality of, and it freaks me out. NO I don't mean to sound like a weirdo who reads minds or something stupid like that. I just know the seriousness of things.
Besides being serious, I'd say I'm pretty awkward.
I remember being in Jr. high and hanging with the popular group and we used to make fun of the awkward kids.. now i'm one of them
but I wouldn't have it any other way (:
I love disco skating.
I love thai food.
yesm(: