Monday, March 7, 2011

Horrible Pick up lines

WARNING: these lines have actually been used on me
hey..come here often?
Soo.. say you're a pirate.. how many parrots could you fit on your shoulder... 1..2..3..
Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my head all day.
Hey.. i bet my hands bigger than yours... lets compare.
Look.. You're attractive.. I'm attractive.. Let's make this into something
You've got a boyfriend? No? well.... we should hang out (;
So.. i saw you checking me out from over there.. I'm guessing you want my number?
Let's put this movie on.. and not watch it (;
A lot of girls are really obsessed with me.. but I'm only interested in you..
You're name would go really well with my last name!


Boys.. don't ever use these lines.. EVER.
(:

5 comments:

  1. No way... These have all worked for me and they will continue to work.
    Pick up lines are essential for first dates, meeting people you have never met before. I am for pick up lines that i bet if i used one towards you right now you would come running, and I am even a girl.

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  2. haha i agree.. i would most likely laugh or just think the guy was some cocky fool (depending on who it was). these lines are just bad.... just be nice to the girl and you'll get her.

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  3. If you were a booger, I'd pick you

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